Jokes sms in hindi 140 character

Gabbar:O Murgi Tuze 2 Ande Dene Ko Kaha Tha
1 Q Diya? Tuje Mujse Dar Nahi Lagta?
Murgi:Dar Ki Wajah Se 1 Anda Diya hai Waise Mai Murga Hu.

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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii..
Fiteh Mooh..Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye

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Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li.
Chitragupt- Is ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.

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Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi huye?
Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako rakhe sayeean mar sake na koi.

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Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile,
mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,
meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile

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kanjusi ka jab oscar diya jayega to sbse pahle tumhara number ayega.
galti se koisms mat kar dena warna oscar kisi aur ko mil jayega.

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Woh bhi kya din the jab log apko diwano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the,
par apkifooti kismat ki un dino aap HUGGIES me hua karte the..

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Badam Khane Se Dimag Me Moch Askti He
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Socho Kese
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Simple
Badam Khane Se Dimag Tez Dorega Or
Tez Dorne Se Moch Askti Hai.

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Us Bewafa
Ki Yaad Me Humne Hathon Me JAAM Utha Liya
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Phir Lagaya
Bread Pe
Aur fatafat
Kha liya.
Moral : love se pehle pet ki suno.

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Pyaar hua ikrar hua he
Pyaar Se Phir Q Darta h DiL
Q Na Dare DiL
Qki-Aaj Kal k Pyar Se Badhta he
Sirf Mobile Or Restaurant ka Bill.

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