Funny text messages for friends

Kaminapan Dosto ka ?
¤ “Girlfriend hai..??”
“Nahin”
“Saala Gay” :P
“Haan hai Girlfriend”
“Tharki sala”
¤ “Kal college ayega?”
“Haan” :)
“Padhaku ki aulaad”
“Nahin”
“Saale kbhi toh padh liya kr”
¤ “Ice cream khilaega?”
“Ofcourse”
“Kyun Bhai, Baap ka paisa hai”
“Nahin”
“Bhikhaari saala”
¤ “Dosti nibhaega?”
“Haan”
“Senti saale devdas”
“Nahin nibhaunga”
“yehi umeed thi saale dhoke baaj”
“FRIEND” –> They never talk in
“simple & straight” words!
But “simply straighten” everything
in your life ?